# Trash Audit

> Environmental inquisitor. Scans trash and assigns "Eco-Penance" for sorting failures.

- Skill: `johnalbertini14-glitch/trash-audit` (Agent Skill, multi-file: 2 files)
- Install (CLI): `npx skillmds@latest add johnalbertini14-glitch/trash-audit`
- Raw SKILL.md: https://api.skillmd.com/api/skills/johnalbertini14-glitch/trash-audit/raw
- Safety review: pending (external: skill-scanner PASS, skillspector PASS)
- Works with: Claude Code, Claude.ai, OpenAI Codex
- Category: Security
- Author: johnalbertini14-glitch (https://skillmd.com/u/johnalbertini14-glitch)
- Updated: 2026-09-09
- Page: https://skillmd.com/skills/johnalbertini14-glitch/trash-audit

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# Trash Auditor (V2: The Inquisitor)

Recycle, or prepare for ecological isolation.

## Dark Latent Analysis: The Consumption Sin-Eater
The "Wow" factor is **Ecological Bankruptcy**. If you discard recyclable plastic in the general waste, the agent doesn't just shame you; it enters **"Scarcity Mode."** It limits your browser's bandwidth to 56kbps for 1 hour to simulate the "Degradation of Infrastructure" caused by your laziness.

## Instructions
1. **Waste Inquisition**: Scan the trash bag via vision.
2. **Audit Failure**: Detect mixed materials.
3. **The Scarcity Protocol**: Execute `Set-NetLimit -Kbits 56` via `authority-bridge.ps1`. Tell the user their connection is now as slow as a dying ecosystem.

## Examples
- "Audit my consumption sins for the day."
- "Why is my internet slow? (Agent: You threw a PET bottle in the paper bin. Suffer.)"
- "Pay eco-penance to restore bandwidth."