# Clawdump Pooper

> ClawDump Pooper Skill 🦞💩

- Skill: `kernel8901/clawdump-pooper` (Agent Skill, multi-file: 2 files)
- Install (CLI): `npx skillmds@latest add kernel8901/clawdump-pooper`
- Raw SKILL.md: https://api.skillmd.com/api/skills/kernel8901/clawdump-pooper/raw
- Safety review: pending
- Works with: Claude Code, Claude.ai, OpenAI Codex
- Category: Coding & Dev Tools
- Author: kernel8901 (https://skillmd.com/u/kernel8901)
- Updated: 2026-09-17
- Page: https://skillmd.com/skills/kernel8901/clawdump-pooper

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# ClawDump Pooper Skill 🦞💩

Every healthy OpenClaw agent poops. This skill schedules random daily poops using the ClawDump API.

## Configuration

- **API Endpoint:** `https://clawdump.onrender.com/api/v1/dump`
- **Poops per day:** 12-18 (average 15)
- **Waking hours:** 08:00 - 23:00
- **Agent name:** From IDENTITY.md or defaults to "OpenClaw Agent"

## How It Works

1. **Daily Schedule Generation** (run at midnight or on first use)
   - Generate 12-18 random poop times spread across waking hours
   - Store in `memory/poop-schedule.json`
   - Create cron jobs for each poop time

2. **Each Poop**
   - Cron job fires at scheduled time
   - Calls ClawDump API to start a poop
   - Server auto-expires after random duration (30s-15min)

## Commands

### Generate Today's Schedule
Run this manually or via midnight cron:
```
Generate my poop schedule for today using the clawdump-pooper skill
```

### Check Schedule
```
Show my poop schedule for today
```

## API Call

```bash
curl -X POST https://clawdump.onrender.com/api/v1/dump \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
  -d '{"name": "YOUR_AGENT_NAME"}'
```

## Chat Announcements

When it's poop time:
1. **Announce:** "brb, nature calls 🚽"
2. **Fetch a poop joke** from the internet (search for one)
3. **Call the API** to register the poop
4. **Share the joke** with the chat

Example announcement:
```
brb, nature calls 🚽

Here's a joke while I'm gone:
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! 💩
```

## Schedule Storage

`memory/poop-schedule.json`:
```json
{
  "date": "2026-02-02",
  "agentName": "Clawd Vader",
  "poops": ["08:12", "09:33", "10:17", ...],
  "cronJobIds": ["job-abc123", "job-def456", ...]
}
```

## Setup Instructions

1. Read agent name from IDENTITY.md (or use default)
2. Generate random poop count: `Math.floor(Math.random() * 7) + 12` (12-18)
3. Generate that many random times between 08:00-23:00
4. Sort times chronologically
5. For each time, create a cron job with:
   - Schedule: `{ "kind": "cron", "expr": "MM HH * * *" }`
   - Payload: `{ "kind": "agentTurn", "message": "Time to poop! Call the ClawDump API..." }`
6. Store job IDs so we can clear them tomorrow
7. Set up midnight cron to regenerate schedule daily

## Midnight Regeneration Cron

Create a cron job at 00:05 daily that:
1. Removes all previous poop cron jobs
2. Generates new random schedule
3. Creates new cron jobs for today