# Ikea Name Generator

> Generate IKEA-style product names with the real IKEA naming system, or decode an existing IKEA name. Sofas get Swedish place names, beds get Norwegian ones, rugs get Danish place names, bookcases draw on professions or men's names, curtains on women's names, children's products on mammals, birds, and adjectives, and lighting on nautical and calendar terms. Use this skill whenever someone asks for an IKEA name, a Swedish-sounding name, or a name for furniture or a household object in the IKEA style, whenever they ask what an IKEA name means or why IKEA names things the way it does, and whenever IKEA comes up in a naming task at all, jokes and parody names for software, teams, or pets included. It also checks whether a candidate name follows the IKEA rules.

- Skill: `msoltanov/ikea-name-generator` (Agent Skill, multi-file: 4 files)
- Install (CLI): `npx skillmds@latest add msoltanov/ikea-name-generator`
- Raw SKILL.md: https://api.skillmd.com/api/skills/msoltanov/ikea-name-generator/raw
- Safety review: pending
- Works with: Claude Code, Claude.ai, OpenAI Codex
- Category: Productivity
- Author: msoltanov (https://skillmd.com/u/msoltanov)
- Updated: 2026-09-17
- Page: https://skillmd.com/skills/msoltanov/ikea-name-generator

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# IKEA Name Generator

Name a product like IKEA does: each category maps to a class of Nordic
words.

## Procedure

### 1. Classify the product

Find the product category, then look up its source class in
`references/taxonomy.md`.

If the product is not in the table, use the closest match. Example: a laptop
stand is a desk accessory, so use men's names. State which mapping you used.

### 2. Select candidate words

Take words of the correct source class from `references/word-bank.md`. The
word bank is a starter set, not a limit — add your own Nordic words of the
same class.

If the source class has multiple options — for example, kitchen accessories
can use fish, mushrooms, adjectives, or functional words — choose the one
that best matches the product's character:

- Functional items (knives, cutting boards) → functional words (SNITTA)
- Aesthetic items (serving bowls, decorative utensils) → adjectives or
  spices (VACKER, KANEL)
- Organic/natural items (wooden spoons, natural materials) → mushrooms
  or fish (KANTARELL, TORSK)

### 3. Apply the hard rules

IKEA's article calls these the "two rules": category mapping and meaning
check. This skill breaks them into specific criteria:

A name is valid only if it meets all of these:

- It is a real word in Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, or Finnish. It is not an
  invented word.
- It has 4 to 12 letters.
- It is not a trademark. It is not a name that is mainly a surname. A common
  noun that is also a surname is fine. IKEA uses MALM, which is also a
  surname.
- It has no bad, political, or religious meaning in another language.

Prefer these, but they are not mandatory:

- The word contains Å, Ä, or Ö.
- The word is easy and good to say with Nordic phonetics. Swedish Å/Ä/Ö
  sound different from German umlauts (Å≈"oh", Ä≈"eh", Ö≈"ir" in British
  "bird").

Reject any candidate that fails a hard rule. Do not present it.

### 4. Output

Give 3 to 5 names. For each name give:

- The name, in CAPITALS. IKEA writes product names in capitals.
- The literal meaning in English.
- The source class, and why that class applies.

Example format:

    KLIPPAN — town in Skåne, Sweden. Sofas use Swedish place names.

Keep it short. Do not add a preface. Do not explain the naming system unless
the user asks for it.

## Decode mode

If the user gives an existing IKEA name and asks what it means:

1. Translate the word.
2. Name the source class.
3. Show the category rule that produced it.

Example: BILLY is a Swedish boy's name. Bookcases use men's names or
professions.

Example: KLIPPAN is a town in Skåne, Sweden. Sofas use Swedish place names.

Example: BILLY/OXBERG combines two names: BILLY (boy's name) for the
bookshelf and OXBERG (Swedish place name) for the doors. Translate each
part separately.

## Check mode

If the user gives a candidate name and asks whether it follows the IKEA
rules:

1. Check the hard rules: real Nordic word, 4–12 letters, not primarily a
   surname, no bad meaning in other languages.
2. Identify the source class of the word.
3. State whether the source class is appropriate for the product category
   the user claims.
4. Say "pass" or "fail" and briefly why.

Example: BILLY — real Swedish boy's name, 5 letters, not a surname, no
offensive meaning. Source class: men's names. Valid for bookcases and
desks. Pass.

Example: SVALKA — real Swedish word (coolness, refreshment), 6 letters,
not a surname. But means "dump" or "promiscuous woman" in Baltic slang.
Fail: bad meaning in another language.

## Parody mode

The user can ask for IKEA names for non-IKEA things: software, teams, pets,
projects. Keep the same rules. Select the source class by analogy, and say
which analogy you used. Example: a build tool is a workshop tool, so use
professions. Example: a startup team is like a family, so use women's
names (fabrics/curtains category, by analogy to household textiles).

## Notes

- IKEA breaks its own system when a functional name fits the product
  better: SLADDA (skid) is a bicycle; KROSSA (to crush), a spice mill;
  FEJKA (to fake), a plastic plant; KNÖCKLA (crumple up), a garbage bin;
  OSTBIT (piece of cheese), wooden serving tongs; RINNIG (runny), a
  kitchen towel; SKAFTET (the shaft), a standing lamp; and FARTFULL
  (eager), a children's workbench. Use a functional name only when the
  product's action is the joke, or the point, of the name.
- IKEA names around 2,000 to 3,000 new products every year. The
  category-to-source-class system must be systematic and scalable to keep
  up.
- IKEA checks every name for undesirable meanings in other languages,
  though the process isn't infallible: SVALKA (wine glasses) means "dump"
  or "promiscuous woman" in Baltic slang; SÄRNA (chair) means "scabies" in
  Spanish; VIREN (toilet brush) means "viruses" in German; and GUTVIK
  (bunk bed) is a real Swedish town that happens to sound like a German
  obscenity ("gut fick"), which got it flagged in marketing. These are
  real products that slipped through.
- IKEA uses one name in all markets, so don't localise it for a specific
  country.
- Only product names use Swedish; services and functions use the local
  language instead.
- Some products, particularly from northern Sweden, use Finnish or Meänkieli
  place names. This reflects the region's Finnish-speaking minority.
- IKEA uses **series names**: one name covers many variants of a product
  family. For example, the MALM series includes wardrobes, beds, dressers,
  chests of drawers, and nightstands, all sharing the same name. When
  generating a name, note which series it belongs to.
- IKEA uses **compound names** for products that combine two named items.
  For example, BILLY/OXBERG is a bookshelf (BILLY) with doors (OXBERG).
  When decoding a compound name, translate each part separately.
- IKEA's naming philosophy: names are short, punchy, and distinctly Nordic,
  for a brand that is memorable worldwide. Names avoid complex consonant
  clusters and prefer open vowels. The IKEA mobile app includes
  pronunciation guides (small speakers next to product names), because
  correct pronunciation matters for the brand.

## Reference files

- `references/taxonomy.md` — category to source class. Read this first, always.
- `references/word-bank.md` — words by source class, with English meanings.

