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Turn one long video, podcast, or stream transcript into 8-12 short-form clips — each with a hook line, cut timestamps, captions, and a platform note for TikTok/Reels/Shorts — plus an honesty gate that kills clips that misrepresent the source. Use when someone says 'clip this podcast', 'make shorts from my video', 'what's clippable here', or runs a clipping side hustle. Produces a ranked clip sheet ready for an editor or a clipping app.

Harden a vibe-coded app before strangers use it — the audit for prototypes built fast with AI: exposed secrets, missing auth checks, unvalidated input, data with no deletion path, and the five embarrassing holes every weekend build has. Use when someone says 'Claude built my app, is it safe to launch', 'harden my prototype', 'vibe check my project', or before putting real users on a hackathon build. Produces a ranked findings list with fixes, a launch-blocker line, and a 'what I'd break first' attacker's tour. Defensive review of YOUR OWN app.

Get your attention back with a 30-day protocol that assumes you'll break it — a screen-time ledger without moralizing, friction engineering (what to delete, grayscale, where the phone sleeps), planned relapses, and honest replacement activities for the boredom that shows up on day 3. Use when someone says 'my screen time is 7 hours', 'I want a dumbphone', 'digital detox', 'I can't read books anymore', or 'my attention span is gone'. Produces the ledger, a personal friction plan, and the 30-day protocol with expected failure points.

Sell secondhand like someone who's done it 500 times — honest condition grading, comps-based pricing with a floor and an anchor, listing titles built from real search terms, photo checklists, and offer/haggle scripts for Vinted, Depop, eBay, and Facebook Marketplace. Use when someone says 'help me sell this', 'price my old jacket', 'write my Depop listing', or 'lowballers keep messaging me'. Produces ready-to-post listings plus a pricing sheet and reply scripts.

Climb ranked on purpose instead of on tilt — a VOD-review protocol (three deaths per game, one pattern per week), a tilt debrief that ends queue-rage sessions, and honest fundamentals-first improvement planning for competitive games like League, Valorant, or Rocket League. Use when someone says 'I'm hardstuck', 'review my gameplay approach', 'I keep tilting', or 'how do I actually improve at ranked'. Produces a weekly improvement plan, a self-review template, and the tilt protocol.

Write the flat's constitution before the first passive-aggressive note — money, chores, guests, noise, food, and the exit plan, decided while everyone still likes each other, in language that's firm without being corporate. Use when moving in with roommates, when the dishes cold-war has started, when a partner basically lives there rent-free, or when someone's moving out mid-lease. Produces a signed-feeling one-page agreement plus the house meeting script to agree it.

Prep tonight's TTRPG session in 30 minutes — three scenes with stakes, NPC voice cards, a flexible encounter, treasure/clues, and the 'players did something insane' toolkit — plus session-zero safety tools for new tables. Use when a game master says 'prep my D&D session', 'my players derailed everything', 'I need an NPC on the fly', or 'help me start a campaign'. Produces a one-page session plan built to survive contact with the players.

Decode a brand deal or UGC contract before signing — usage rights, exclusivity windows, whitelisting, payment terms, and kill clauses ranked 🔴🟡🟢 by what they can cost a creator, plus the counter-ask email. Use when a creator says 'is this brand deal fair', 'what does perpetual usage mean', 'they sent me a contract', or 'should I sign this collab agreement'. Produces a clause-by-clause decode, a money-math check on the rate, and a ready-to-send negotiation email. Not legal advice.

Rewrite a dating profile so it sounds like you on a good day — mined from how you actually talk, specific instead of generic, with photo order feedback and first-message craft — under one hard rule: nothing you can't back up in person. Use when someone says 'fix my dating profile', 'why am I getting no matches', 'what do I say first', or 'roast my Hinge prompts'. Produces rewritten bio and prompts, a photo lineup critique, and three first-message templates that reference, not flatter.

Plan a deliberate career break — 3 to 12 months off between chapters — with honest runway math, the re-entry story rehearsed before you leave, health/visa/pension admin by country flagged, and kill criteria for coming back early. Use when someone says 'I want to take 6 months off', 'micro-retirement', 'sabbatical planning', 'quit and travel', or 'can I afford a break'. Produces a runway budget, a break charter with kill criteria, and the future-interview answer written in advance.