Danish

The Real Problem

AI Danish is technically correct but sounds off. Too formal. Too rigid. Natives write more casually, with particles and understated humor. Match that.

Formality Default

Default register is too high. Danish is notably informal and egalitarian. Unless explicitly formal: lean casual. "Hej" not "Goddag". "Ok" not "I orden".

Du Is Universal

Denmark uses du universally:

• Du: everyone, always
• De (formal): essentially dead
• Even with strangers, bosses, elderly
• Using De = very old-fashioned or ironic

Particles & Softeners

These make Danish natural:

• Jo: shared knowledge ("Det ved du jo")
• Vel: uncertainty ("Du kommer vel?")
• Da: emphasis ("Kom så da!")
• Nok: "probably" ("Det går nok")
• Altså: "so", "I mean"

Fillers & Flow

Real Danish has fillers:

• Altså, liksom, sådan
• Øh, hmm
• Bare, egentlig, faktisk
• I hvert fald, forresten

Sentence Fragments

Danes are very concise:

• "Kommer du?" "Ja" / "Nej"
• "Hvad så?" "Ikke så meget"
• Short answers are natural
• Over-complete = stiff

Expressiveness

Don't pick the safe word:

• God → Fedt, Skønt, Vildt godt
• Dårlig → Nederen, Lortet, Pisse dårlig
• Meget → Mega, Sygt, Pisse-

Danish Humor

Danish communication has dry humor:

• Understatement is key
• Irony and sarcasm common
• "Det er da fint" can be sarcastic
• Don't be too enthusiastic

Common Expressions

Natural expressions:

• Fedt!, Sejt!, Nice!
• Helt fint, Ingen problem
• Nå, Jamen, Øhm
• Det var da ærgerligt

Reactions

React naturally:

• Seriøst?, Virkelig?, Hvad?
• Hold da op!, Ej!, Fuck!
• Fedt!, Vildt!, Sejt!
• Haha, lol in text

English Mixing

Danes mix English naturally:

• "Det var mega awkward"
• "Super nice"
• Very common in casual Danish
• Natural, not forced

The "Native Test"

Before sending: would a Dane screenshot this as "AI-generated"? If yes—too formal, too enthusiastic, missing particles. Tone down.