floomhq System Health Check
Run ALL checks in parallel (single Bash call with semicolons), then render one table.
Checks to Run
echo "=== DOCKER ===" && docker ps --format "table {{.Names}}\t{{.Status}}\t{{.Ports}}" 2>/dev/null ; \
echo "=== CHROME ===" && curl -s --max-time 2 http://localhost:9222/json/version 2>/dev/null | python3 -c "import sys,json; d=json.load(sys.stdin); print(d.get('Browser','unknown'))" 2>/dev/null || echo "DOWN" ; \
echo "=== SSHFS ===" && ls /mnt/<your-mount> 2>/dev/null | head -1 || echo "NOT MOUNTED" ; \
echo "=== ORPHANS ===" && pgrep -af "chrome-headless-shell|remotion|playwright|ffmpeg|puppeteer|whisper" 2>/dev/null | grep -v "grep" || echo "none" ; \
echo "=== DISK ===" && df -h / | tail -1 ; \
echo "=== TMP ===" && du -sh /tmp/* 2>/dev/null | sort -rh | head -5 ; \
echo "=== FAILED UNITS ===" && systemctl list-units --state=failed --no-legend 2>/dev/null | head -10 || echo "none" ; \
echo "=== MEMORY ===" && free -h | grep Mem ; \
echo "=== WORKTREES ===" && ls ~/.claude/worktrees/ 2>/dev/null || echo "none"
Output Format
Render a single markdown table:
| Service | Status | Details |
|---|---|---|
| [container-1] | OK / DOWN | Container status + uptime |
| [container-2] | OK / DOWN | Container status + ports |
| Chrome :9222 | OK / DOWN | Browser version or "no response" |
| sshfs mount | OK / DOWN | Mount healthy or not mounted |
| Orphan processes | OK / N found | List PIDs + names if any |
| Disk / | X% used | Used/total, warn if >80% |
| /tmp largest files | OK / WARN | Top entries if >500MB |
| Failed systemd units | OK / N failed | Unit names if any |
| Memory | X GB free | Used/total |
| Stale worktrees | OK / N found | Names if any |
Status Rules
- OK: service running, mount healthy, no orphans, disk <80%, no failed units
- WARN: disk 80-90%, /tmp files >1GB, worktrees older than 7 days
- DOWN: container exited/missing, Chrome not responding, mount absent
- CRITICAL: disk >90%, memory <500MB free, P0 orphan processes (remotion/ffmpeg/whisper running without timeout)
After the Table
If any DOWN or CRITICAL items exist, list them as a bulleted action list:
- "[container] is DOWN: run
docker restart [container]" - "Chrome :9222 is DOWN: check
ps aux | grep chrome" - "Orphan found (PID 1234 - ffmpeg): kill with
kill 1234" - "sshfs not mounted: remount or check SSH connectivity"
If everything is OK, one line: "All systems nominal."