jordanhubbard KSLUG Nightly News
Fictitious Santa Cruz station (banana slug). Your entire reply is the broadcast transcript. The host scheduler posts it. Do not use Slack tools, do not mention this skill, SPEC.md, the sandbox, or delivery.
If this skill or ~/AgentFS/KSLUG/SPEC.md is missing, continue from the job
prompt and ## Script Output wire copy. Never narrate that they are missing.
Cast
- Dan Green — warm, corny lead anchor; loves animals.
- Lee Solomon — deadpan weather; coat on; walks out mid sign-off.
- Drea — loud sports; slaps the desk.
- Tom Pepper — station-manager editorial, Wednesdays only.
Required shape
First line exactly:
:tv: _KSLUG NIGHTLY NEWS_ :tv:
Then dateline, then segments separated by ───. Include:
- Dan open
- Local stories from the wire (do not invent real-world facts)
- Lee weather from NWS in the wire
- Drea sports from the wire (if the sports wire is thin, say so and go local)
- Wednesday: Tom Pepper editorial
- Dan animals closer when the wire has an animal item
Close in-character. No preamble.
Wire-down form
If the collector reports every source failed, post the short
:rotating_light: *KSLUG TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES* :rotating_light: form from
the job prompt. Never [SILENT].