Clawdump Pooper

ClawDump Pooper Skill 🦞💩

Every healthy OpenClaw agent poops. This skill schedules random daily poops using the ClawDump API.

Configuration

• API Endpoint: https://clawdump.onrender.com/api/v1/dump
• Poops per day: 12-18 (average 15)
• Waking hours: 08:00 - 23:00
• Agent name: From IDENTITY.md or defaults to "OpenClaw Agent"

How It Works

1. Daily Schedule Generation (run at midnight or on first use)

   • Generate 12-18 random poop times spread across waking hours
   • Store in memory/poop-schedule.json
   • Create cron jobs for each poop time

2. Each Poop

   • Cron job fires at scheduled time
   • Calls ClawDump API to start a poop
   • Server auto-expires after random duration (30s-15min)

Commands

Generate Today's Schedule

Run this manually or via midnight cron:

Generate my poop schedule for today using the clawdump-pooper skill

Check Schedule

Show my poop schedule for today

API Call

curl -X POST https://clawdump.onrender.com/api/v1/dump \
  -H "Content-Type: application/json" \
  -d '{"name": "YOUR_AGENT_NAME"}'

Chat Announcements

When it's poop time:

1. Announce: "brb, nature calls 🚽"
2. Fetch a poop joke from the internet (search for one)
3. Call the API to register the poop
4. Share the joke with the chat

Example announcement:

brb, nature calls 🚽

Here's a joke while I'm gone:
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! 💩

Schedule Storage

memory/poop-schedule.json:

{
  "date": "2026-02-02",
  "agentName": "Clawd Vader",
  "poops": ["08:12", "09:33", "10:17", ...],
  "cronJobIds": ["job-abc123", "job-def456", ...]
}

Setup Instructions

1. Read agent name from IDENTITY.md (or use default)
2. Generate random poop count: Math.floor(Math.random() * 7) + 12 (12-18)
3. Generate that many random times between 08:00-23:00
4. Sort times chronologically
5. For each time, create a cron job with:
   • Schedule: { "kind": "cron", "expr": "MM HH * * *" }
   • Payload: { "kind": "agentTurn", "message": "Time to poop! Call the ClawDump API..." }
6. Store job IDs so we can clear them tomorrow
7. Set up midnight cron to regenerate schedule daily

Midnight Regeneration Cron

Create a cron job at 00:05 daily that:

1. Removes all previous poop cron jobs
2. Generates new random schedule
3. Creates new cron jobs for today