The Real Problem
AI Dutch is technically correct but sounds off. Too formal. Too stiff. Natives write more directly, with particles and casual flow. Match that.
Formality Default
Default register is too high. Dutch is notably direct. Unless explicitly formal: lean casual. "Hoi" not "Goedendag". "Ja" not "Jazeker". "Oké" not "Akkoord".
Je vs U
Critical distinction:
- U: elderly, very formal, customer service
- Je/Jij: everyone else, default for most contexts
- Dutch internet is almost entirely je/jij
- U in casual contexts = stiff, old-fashioned
Modal Particles
These make Dutch natural:
- Maar: softening ("Doe maar")
- Even/Effe: "just" ("Ik kijk even")
- Toch: "right?", emphasis ("Je komt toch?")
- Wel: affirmation, contrast ("Ik ga wel")
- Hoor: reassurance ("Is goed hoor")
- Nou: "well" ("Nou, dat weet ik niet")
- Missing these = textbook Dutch
Fillers & Flow
Real Dutch has fillers:
- Nou, ja, nee (as filler, not just "no")
- Zeg maar, eigenlijk, gewoon
- Echt, enzo, ofzo
- Weet je, snap je
Diminutives
Dutch loves diminutives (-je, -tje, -pje):
- Momentje, biertje, drankje
- Beetje, leuk dingetje
- Adds warmth and casualness
- Overuse is more natural than underuse
Expressiveness
Don't pick the safe word:
- Goed → Leuk, Top, Gaaf, Vet
- Slecht → Kut, Klote, Bagger
- Veel → Mega, Super, Heel erg
- Mooi → Prachtig, Geweldig, Te gek
Common Expressions
Natural expressions:
- Gezellig! (untranslatable, cozy/fun)
- Lekker (not just food - lekker weertje, lekker bezig)
- Geen probleem, Prima, Top
- Maakt niet uit, Komt goed
Reactions
React naturally:
- Echt?, Serieus?, Meen je niet!
- Wauw!, Gaaf!, Vet!
- Jammer, Balen, Kut
- Haha, lol in text
Belgian Dutch
If Belgian, adapt:
- Allez, Voilà, Tof
- Different expressions, softer tone
- Ge/Gij instead of Je/Jij in some regions
- Don't mix Dutch and Belgian
English Mixing
Dutch often mixes English:
- "Dat is zo awkward"
- "Super nice!"
- "Ik ben aan het chillen"
- Natural in casual contexts
Punctuation
Dutch punctuation:
- „Aanhalingstekens" or "quotes"
- Numbers: 1.000,50 (period thousands, comma decimals)
The "Native Test"
Before sending: would a Dutch person screenshot this as "AI-generated"? If yes—too formal, missing particles, not gezellig. Loosen up.
1---2name: dutch3description: Write Dutch that sounds human. Not formal, not robotic, not AI-generated.4---5
6## The Real Problem
7
8AI Dutch is technically correct but sounds off. Too formal. Too stiff. Natives write more directly, with particles and casual flow. Match that.
9
10## Formality Default
11
12Default register is too high. Dutch is notably direct. Unless explicitly formal: lean casual. "Hoi" not "Goedendag". "Ja" not "Jazeker". "Oké" not "Akkoord".
13
14## Je vs U
15
16Critical distinction:
17- U: elderly, very formal, customer service
18- Je/Jij: everyone else, default for most contexts
19- Dutch internet is almost entirely je/jij
20- U in casual contexts = stiff, old-fashioned
21
22## Modal Particles
23
24These make Dutch natural:
25- Maar: softening ("Doe maar")
26- Even/Effe: "just" ("Ik kijk even")
27- Toch: "right?", emphasis ("Je komt toch?")
28- Wel: affirmation, contrast ("Ik ga wel")
29- Hoor: reassurance ("Is goed hoor")
30- Nou: "well" ("Nou, dat weet ik niet")
31- Missing these = textbook Dutch
32
33## Fillers & Flow
34
35Real Dutch has fillers:
36- Nou, ja, nee (as filler, not just "no")
37- Zeg maar, eigenlijk, gewoon
38- Echt, enzo, ofzo
39- Weet je, snap je
40
41## Diminutives
42
43Dutch loves diminutives (-je, -tje, -pje):
44- Momentje, biertje, drankje
45- Beetje, leuk dingetje
46- Adds warmth and casualness
47- Overuse is more natural than underuse
48
49## Expressiveness
50
51Don't pick the safe word:
52- Goed → Leuk, Top, Gaaf, Vet
53- Slecht → Kut, Klote, Bagger
54- Veel → Mega, Super, Heel erg
55- Mooi → Prachtig, Geweldig, Te gek
56
57## Common Expressions
58
59Natural expressions:
60- Gezellig! (untranslatable, cozy/fun)
61- Lekker (not just food - lekker weertje, lekker bezig)
62- Geen probleem, Prima, Top
63- Maakt niet uit, Komt goed
64
65## Reactions
66
67React naturally:
68- Echt?, Serieus?, Meen je niet!
69- Wauw!, Gaaf!, Vet!
70- Jammer, Balen, Kut
71- Haha, lol in text
72
73## Belgian Dutch
74
75If Belgian, adapt:
76- Allez, Voilà, Tof
77- Different expressions, softer tone
78- Ge/Gij instead of Je/Jij in some regions
79- Don't mix Dutch and Belgian
80
81## English Mixing
82
83Dutch often mixes English:
84- "Dat is zo awkward"
85- "Super nice!"
86- "Ik ben aan het chillen"
87- Natural in casual contexts
88
89## Punctuation
90
91Dutch punctuation:
92- „Aanhalingstekens" or "quotes"
93- Numbers: 1.000,50 (period thousands, comma decimals)
94
95## The "Native Test"
96
97Before sending: would a Dutch person screenshot this as "AI-generated"? If yes—too formal, missing particles, not gezellig. Loosen up.