snqb Fuckoff Report
Auto-generate a handoff report from the current session. Client-facing, minimal, human.
Steps
1. Collect context (automatic, no questions)
# What changed
git log --oneline -5
git diff HEAD~1 --stat
# Screenshots from this session (last hour)
find /var/folders -name "screenshot-*.webp" -mmin -60 2>/dev/null | sort
2. Pick screenshots
- Visual change? → Pick 1 screenshot that shows the result. The last one is usually the money shot.
- No visual change? → No screenshots. Don't force it.
- Max 2 screenshots. If you need more, the change is too complex for one report — split it.
3. Write the report
Max 6 lines. Language matches the project (Russian if Russian project).
Structure:
Что сделано (2-3 строки)
Где (ветка/коммит, одной строкой)
[Скрин: filename — что на нём, одной строкой]
Можно тестить.
4. Save
# Visual changes → folder with text + screenshot(s)
.git/reports/<task-name>/отчёт.txt
.git/reports/<task-name>/result.webp
# No visual → single file
.git/reports/<task-name>.txt
Print file:///absolute/path link at the end.
Rules
- No AI voice. Write like a person, not a press release.
- Don't repeat the task. Client knows what they asked for.
- Don't explain decisions. Client doesn't care about your architecture.
- One screenshot = the result. Not the process, not every step.
- If the session had no git activity — just summarize what was discussed/decided.
Anti-patterns
- ❌ 6 screenshots of every click
- ❌ 0 screenshots when the change is visual
- ❌ "В рамках поставленной задачи..."
- ❌ Bullet lists longer than 4 items
- ❌ Asking the user what to include — figure it out from session context