thedixitjain COLM Author Response
In 2026 the COLM rebuttal ran May 22 to June 8: reviews and the response window opened the same day, giving about eighteen days between first sight of the reviews and the last word you get before the July 8 decision. A rebuttal in that geometry is a project with a plan, not a reply-all reflex.
Budget the eighteen days
days 1-2 read only; draft nothing; log every reviewer claim into the four bins
(misreading / evidence gap / scope fight / correct hit — colm-review-process)
days 3-9 run the winnable experiments — cache-based analyses first, single-GPU
or small-API-budget runs second; anything needing full retraining is
out of scope, say so plainly
days 10-13 draft one response per reviewer + a short common preamble for
cross-cutting points; every paragraph anchored to a page, table,
appendix section, or new number
days 14-16 co-author cold read: does each response open with its conclusion?
days 17-18 post with margin; OpenReview deadline-hour uploads are self-harm
The highest-yield experiments are the ones your artifact discipline pre-paid for: a
cached-responses archive lets you re-slice results, add a metric, or test a reviewer
hypothesis in hours without touching a model (colm-artifact-evaluation).
The objections COLM reviewers actually raise
These four LM-specific objections dominate borderline cases; each has a right and a wrong answer shape:
| Objection | Weak answer | Strong answer |
|---|---|---|
| "Benchmark is likely contaminated for these models." | "This benchmark is widely used." | Overlap analysis numbers, or dated-item split showing the effect survives on post-cutoff items |
| "Baselines are under-tuned; better prompting closes the gap." | "We used standard prompts." | The tried-ledger: k prompt variants per system, matched budgets; if the gap narrows, report the narrowed gap |
| "Results are on one model family; is this about LMs or about model X?" | "We expect it generalizes." | One added family inside the window, claim rescoped in the revision either way |
| "API model results won't reproduce." | "We used the public API." | Version strings + query dates already in App. A, plus commitment to release the response cache |
Notice the pattern: every strong answer is either evidence you can generate this week or a scope concession that makes the paper truer. Both move ACs; indignation moves nothing.
Writing mechanics
- Conclusion first, then support. "The gap survives decontamination (new Table R1): on items post-dating every model's cutoff, the effect is 7.9 points." Then the method sentence.
- Number new artifacts R1, R2, ... and reference them consistently; the AC skims all responses in one sitting and consistent labels are navigation.
- Quote the reviewer's own words for each point you answer — it prevents the "they dodged my question" reading — and answer the words, not a nastier paraphrase.
- Concede in the open. A visible "R2 is right; we overclaimed X and have rescoped to Y" is the single most credibility-generating sentence a rebuttal can contain.
- Stay anonymous. The discussion is inside double-blind: no lab names, no "in our previous paper," no links that resolve to you.
- Keep LLM-policy discipline — if a response experiment used LLM-based evaluation, it is disclosable under the same 2026 policy as the paper.
Handling the difficult cases
- The low-engagement review (two lines, generic, possibly LLM-drafted without disclosure): respond substantively and briefly, then note factually in a comment visible to the AC that the review does not engage the paper's content. Flag, do not accuse.
- The scope-fight reviewer (wants a different paper): one crisp paragraph on why the paper's question is the right size, pointing at the venue's own genre — measurement and analysis papers are COLM's award lineage — then stop. Repetition reads as anxiety.
- The correct hit you cannot fix in eighteen days: say what the fix is, why it does not fit the window, and how the revision will scope claims meanwhile. ACs reward authors who can tell the difference between a flesh wound and a broken spine.
Per-reviewer response skeleton
One response per reviewer, same skeleton, filled with their words and your numbers:
Thank you for the careful reading. We address each point below.
> "<reviewer's sentence, quoted verbatim>"
<conclusion sentence with the page/table/new-artifact anchor>
<one or two support sentences — method, numbers, or the concession>
> "<next quoted point>"
...
Summary of changes committed for the revision:
1. <rescoped claim / new table R1 folded into §4 / added limitation>
2. ...
We believe the remaining disagreement (if any) is <one neutral sentence>,
which we leave to the AC's judgment.
Length discipline: reviewers are reading many rebuttals in the same week you are writing yours. A response that fits on one screen per reviewer, with bolded conclusions and numbered artifacts, gets read twice; a 2,000-word essay gets skimmed once. If a point genuinely needs depth, put the depth in a clearly labeled final section so the main thread stays scannable.
After June 8
Nothing. The reviewer-AC discussion through the July 8 decision has no author
channel — resist the urge to post updates. Spend the month preparing both branches:
the camera-ready plan (due August 7 if accepted) and the resubmission map
(colm-review-process).
Output format
[Window] days remaining: <n> of ~18
[Per reviewer] R<k>: bins A/B/C/D counts + the one thing they must hear
[Experiment queue] <cache-based first, with owner and finish-by date>
[Concessions] <what gets conceded and the rescoped claim>
[AC preamble] <3-sentence summary of what changed during discussion>
Source: brycewang-stanford/Awesome-Journal-Skills → COLM-Skills/skills/colm-author-response/SKILL.md