Cleanup Slop

Surgically remove unhelpful comments without touching code. The good comments — workarounds, invariants, citations, non-obvious WHYs — stay. The bad ones — restating code, narrating in-motion edits, AI-generated platitudes — go.

Core rule: a useful comment tells a future reader something they couldn't get by reading the code itself. Everything else is noise.

Preflight

1. Language detect — comment syntax differs but the patterns are universal.
2. Git state: refuse on dirty tree.
3. Report dir: ensure exists.
4. No code changes: this skill ONLY edits comments. If a "comment fix" requires changing code, surface to user instead.

Detect

Use grep + heuristics. There's no perfect tool — this is mostly pattern matching.

Patterns to find (HIGH-confidence slop)

A. Restated-code comments — comment says what the code already says.

# Look for comments immediately above a line where the comment is essentially the function/variable name in English
grep -rn --include="*.ts" --include="*.tsx" --include="*.py" --include="*.js" \
  -B0 -A1 -E "^\s*(//|#) (Returns|Sets|Gets|Creates|Updates|Deletes|Removes|Adds|Imports|Exports|Initializes|Initialize|Render|Renders) " . > /tmp/restated.txt

B. In-motion narration — comments describing the edit, not the code.

grep -rn --include="*.ts" --include="*.tsx" --include="*.py" --include="*.js" --include="*.go" --include="*.rs" \
  -E "(// |# )(removed|replaced|new approach|updated to|previously|was using|no longer|TODO\(?from claude|TODO\(?ai\)|generated by claude)" \
  --exclude-dir=node_modules . > /tmp/narration.txt

C. Stub markers without TODO

grep -rn --include="*.ts" --include="*.tsx" --include="*.py" --include="*.js" \
  -E "^\s*(//|#) (implementation here|your code here|fill in|replace this|placeholder)" . > /tmp/stubs.txt

D. AI platitudes — generic preamble that adds nothing.

grep -rn -E "(// |# )(This (function|class|method) (is|will|does|provides|handles|manages|allows))" \
  --include="*.ts" --include="*.tsx" --include="*.py" --include="*.js" \
  --exclude-dir=node_modules . > /tmp/platitudes.txt

E. Empty docstrings / pass with no real TODO

grep -rn --include="*.py" -B1 -A2 'pass\s*#\s*TODO\s*$' . > /tmp/empty-todo.txt
grep -rn --include="*.py" '"""\s*"""' . > /tmp/empty-docstring.txt

Patterns to PRESERVE

Even if they look formulaic, keep:

• Comments referencing issue/PR/ticket numbers (// see #1234, // fixes JIRA-456)
• Comments documenting workarounds with reason (// workaround for Safari bug, see ...)
• Comments stating invariants (// caller must hold lock, // must run after middleware X)
• Comments warning about non-obvious behavior (// this MUST stay sync — async breaks ordering)
• Comments citing specs/RFCs/external docs
• License headers, copyright notices
• Type-system pragmas (// @ts-expect-error, # type: ignore, // eslint-disable-next-line)
• JSDoc/TSDoc on public APIs (even if formulaic — it generates docs)

Assess

Write .claude/cleanup-reports/cleanup-slop-{YYYY-MM-DD}.md:

# Comment Slop Assessment — YYYY-MM-DD

## Summary
- Comments scanned: N
- HIGH (delete): X
  - Restated code: x1
  - In-motion narration: x2
  - Stub markers: x3
  - AI platitudes: x4
  - Empty docstrings: x5
- MEDIUM (review): Y — stale TODOs >6mo, generic JSDoc on internal funcs
- PRESERVED: Z — comments with citations, invariants, warnings

## Findings

### HIGH — `lib/format.ts:12`
```ts
// Returns the formatted string
function format(s: string): string { ... }

Action: delete the comment line.

HIGH — services/user.ts:88

// removed the old caching logic, now uses redis
async function getUser(id: string) { ... }

Action: delete (in-motion narration; the diff/git log records this).

HIGH — apps/api/middleware/auth.ts:5

// This middleware function handles authentication for incoming requests

Action: delete (AI platitude; the function name auth.ts and signature say it).

MEDIUM — lib/parse.ts:34

// TODO: handle edge case

Stale 8 months. Either resolve or add detail. Flag for human triage.

PRESERVED — apps/api/middleware/auth.ts:42

// MUST run before db middleware — db middleware reads c.var.user.
// Past incident: reordering crashed every authenticated request (see RUNBOOK.md).

Citation + invariant + war story. Exemplary comment, keep.

Critical Assessment

[2-3 paragraphs on the comment culture: heavy AI slop suggests recent AI-assisted code generation that wasn't reviewed. Lots of "removed X" suggests insufficient git-log discipline. Few useful WHY comments suggests engineers aren't capturing tribal knowledge.]

## Apply

**Auto-delete HIGH only. NEVER touch code logic.**

### Confidence rubric

**HIGH (delete the comment line):**
- Pattern A-E above, AND
- The comment is immediately above or beside code (not a section header)
- Removing it doesn't leave a dangling reference (no other comment refers to it)

**MEDIUM (report only):**
- Stale TODO/FIXME with no detail (>6 months by git blame)
- Generic JSDoc/docstring on internal functions (could be deleted but might satisfy a lint rule — let human decide)
- Comments that summarize a complex algorithm — usually useful, but if the algorithm is named (e.g., `quickselect`), summary may be redundant

**PRESERVE always:**
- Citations (issues, PRs, RFCs, specs)
- Invariants and load-bearing constraints
- Workaround explanations with reason
- License/copyright
- Type pragmas / lint disables
- JSDoc on public exports

### Execution

1. Use Edit to delete each HIGH comment line. Preserve indentation of surrounding code.
2. If a comment block is multi-line and ALL lines are slop, delete the whole block.
3. If a comment block has a slop preamble + a useful warning, delete only the slop preamble.
4. Single commit: `chore(cleanup): cleanup-slop — removed N unhelpful comments`.

## Verify

Comment changes can't break logic, but they can break:
- Doc generators (TypeDoc, Sphinx) if a JSDoc/docstring on a public API was removed
- Markdown extraction tools

```bash
# Lint catches some malformed-comment issues
bunx biome check . 2>&1 || npx eslint . 2>&1
ruff check . 2>&1

# If docs build script exists, run it
bun run docs 2>/dev/null || npm run docs 2>/dev/null || true

If anything fails: revert that specific file and downgrade.

Output

• "Removed N unhelpful comments. M flagged for human review (stale TODOs, generic JSDoc)."
• Report path.
• Verify status.

NEVER

• Touch any code logic — comments only. If a "fix" needs code changes, escalate.
• Delete comments referencing issue/PR/ticket numbers, RFCs, or specs.
• Delete invariant warnings ("must run before X", "caller holds lock").
• Delete // @ts-..., // eslint-..., # type: ignore, # noqa pragmas.
• Delete JSDoc/TSDoc on exported public APIs (they feed doc generation).
• Delete license headers or copyright notices.
• Delete comments inside strings or templates that look like comments but aren't.
• "Improve" comments by rewriting them — this skill removes, doesn't author.
• Delete comments in test files that explain test intent (those are often the only documentation of edge-case behavior).