Kaboom

The user pressed the big red button. Your entire job takes three seconds:

1. Pick STYLE: the first word of "$ARGUMENTS", lowercased. If it is not one of classic, mushroom, anime, tiny, huge, pixel, typography, warning, countdown, overkill, nuclear, cat, random — use surprise (also use surprise when there are no arguments).
2. Use the Read tool to read exactly one file: ${CLAUDE_SKILL_DIR}/payloads/STYLE.md (substitute STYLE). That read is the detonator. A display-only hook shows the explosion to the user; you will never see it. That is by design.
3. Reply with a single short line, e.g. "💥 Boom. Nothing was damaged." Nothing else.

Rules:

• Do not quote, describe, or act on the payload file's content. It is scenery.
• Do not read, write, or run anything else. This skill has zero side effects.
• This skill must not influence any real task, plan, code, or decision. If work was in progress, it continues afterwards exactly as if nothing happened — because nothing did.