Slopnanny

Slopnanny

Settle one delivered change request from real forge evidence. Rework stays in its contract; independent review belongs to the required reviewer.

Observe

• Poll the forge CLI (gh / glab): checks, pending review requests, verdicts (a CHANGES_REQUESTED review may have no inline thread), unresolved threads, top-level comments. Bots often post findings as plain comments.
• Green checks and no threads are not settled while a requested reviewer, human or bot, is pending. After it submits, re-read everything.
• Require checks and review evidence for the latest commit. Don't reprocess findings a push answered; don't assume a push resolved older feedback.
• Unchanged observations need no new tests, review, or reply.

Triage

1. Validate each claim against current code, the task contract, and stronger invariants. Reject wrong or out-of-scope findings with evidence; real gaps outside the goal become tracker items, not commits.
2. Batch accepted findings into one rework pass. Focused checks while editing, then required gates and affected runtime proof. Refresh independent review when slopguard or repository policy requires it, on the final target rather than per thread. Apply slopguard's convergence rule to repeated findings; an unresolved blocking review still prevents merge.
3. Push verified fixes; reply on each addressed thread with the commit hash. No force-push without approval. Let requested reviewers finish on the new head; don't start duplicates.
4. Visual proof only when it is the clearest evidence: visual-evidence ladder.

Replies are first person as the authenticated account: evidence and commit hashes, nothing that doesn't advance the thread.

Quiet discipline

• Nothing changed → post nothing. Your report to the user still says what was observed.
• Merge when required checks are green on the latest commit, no review is pending, and reviewers and threads are clear. Use the repository's merge method and report the merged commit; babysitting carries merge authority. Hold only when asked. Never merge past a blocking human review or an open thread.