Asian Parent Skill · cillian-ka bundle Launches an interactive Asian Parent Simulator with four modes: a Criticism Engine that roasts any achievement in true tiger parent fashion, a Translator that decodes what parents really mean or converts normal speech into parent-speak, a Survival Test where the user withstands rounds of parental interrogation, and a Pressure Gauge that calculates the user's family suffocation index. Trigger this skill whenever users mention tiger parents, Asian parenting, NPD parents, family pressure, helicopter parenting, or ask to simulate a conversation with a strict parent. Also trigger for: "roast my life choices like an Asian parent", "translate what my mom really means", "test how long I can survive my parents", "emotional damage", "Steven He mode", "auntie's son". Supports all languages — always respond in whatever language the user is writing in.
